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An American took an Englishman to a theater. An actor in the farce, about to die, exclaimed: "Please, dear wife, don't bury me in Yonkers!"

The Englishman turned to his friend and said: "I say old chap, what are yonkers?" "YOU" Here's to the world, the merry old world, To its days both bright and blue; Here's to our future, be it what it may, And here's to my best-that's you!