Toaster's Handbook: Jokes, Stories and Quotations

“Nothing so frightens a man as the announcement that he is expected to respond to a toast.” Five hundred pages of jokes, stories and quotations filed A to Z, so the terrified speaker can find one fast.

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Zones

TEACHER-"How many zones has the earth?"

PUPIL "Five."

TEACHER "Correct. Name them."

PUPIL "Temperate zone, intemperate, canal, horrid, and o." -Life.

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