Toaster's Handbook: Jokes, Stories and Quotations

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"Faith, Mrs. O'Hara, how d' ye till thim twins aparrt?" "Aw, 't is aisy-I sticks me finger in Dinnis's mouth, an' if he bites I know it's Moike." -Harvard Lampoon.

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