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A tutor who tooted a flute Tried to teach two young tooters to toot.
Said the two to the tutor, "Is it harder to toot, or To tutor two tutors to toot?" -Carolyn Wells.
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A tutor who tooted a flute Tried to teach two young tooters to toot.
Said the two to the tutor, "Is it harder to toot, or To tutor two tutors to toot?" -Carolyn Wells.