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CURIOUS CHARLEY-"Do nuts grow on trees, father?"
FATHER-"They do, my son."
CURIOUS CHARLEY-"Then what tree does the doughnut grow on?"
FATHER "The pantry, my son."
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CURIOUS CHARLEY-"Do nuts grow on trees, father?"
FATHER-"They do, my son."
CURIOUS CHARLEY-"Then what tree does the doughnut grow on?"
FATHER "The pantry, my son."