Toaster's Handbook: Jokes, Stories and Quotations

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Imitation

Not long ago a company was rehearsing for an open-air performance of As You Like It near Boston. The garden wherein they were to play was overlooked by a rising brick edifice.

One afternoon, during a pause in the rehearsal, a voice from the building exclaimed with the utmost gravity: "I prithee, malapert, pass me yon brick."

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