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"You say Garston made a complete confession? What did he get-five years?" "No, fifty dollars. He confessed to the magazines." -Puck. Little Ethel had been brought up with a firm hand and was always taught to report misdeeds promptly. One afternoon she came sobbing penitently to her mother. "Mother, I-I broke a brick in the fireplace." "Well, it might be worse. But how on earth did you do it, Ethel?" "I pounded it with your watch."