Toaster's Handbook: Jokes, Stories and Quotations

“Nothing so frightens a man as the announcement that he is expected to respond to a toast.” Five hundred pages of jokes, stories and quotations filed A to Z, so the terrified speaker can find one fast.

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Compromises

Boss-"There's $10 gone from my cash drawer, Johnny; you and I were the only people who had keys to that drawer." OFFICE BOY-"Well, s'pose we each pay $5 and say no more about it."

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