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Transmutation

Fred Stone, of Montgomery and Stone fame, and Eugene Wood, whose stories and essays are well known, met on Broadway recently. They stopped for a moment to exchange a few cheerful views, when a woman in a particularly noticeable sheathgown passed. Simultaneously, Wood turned to Stone; Stone turned to Wood; then both turned to rubber.

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