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"The deer's a mighty useful beast From Petersburg to Tennyson "For while he lives he lopes around And when he's dead he's venison." -Ellis Parker Butler.
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"The deer's a mighty useful beast From Petersburg to Tennyson "For while he lives he lopes around And when he's dead he's venison." -Ellis Parker Butler.