Toaster's Handbook: Jokes, Stories and Quotations

“Nothing so frightens a man as the announcement that he is expected to respond to a toast.” Five hundred pages of jokes, stories and quotations filed A to Z, so the terrified speaker can find one fast.

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Why not have an illuminated sign on the statue of Liberty saying, "America expects every man to pay his duty?"-Kent Packard.

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