Toaster's Handbook: Jokes, Stories and Quotations

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Summer Resorts

GABE-"What are you going back to that place for this summer. Why, last year it was all mosquitoes and no fishing. " STEVE-"The owner tells me that he has crossed the mosquitoes with the fish, and guarantees a bite every second." "I suppose,” said the city man, "there are some queer characters around an old village like this." "You'll find a good many," admitted the native, "when the hotels fill up."

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