Toaster's Handbook: Jokes, Stories and Quotations

“Nothing so frightens a man as the announcement that he is expected to respond to a toast.” Five hundred pages of jokes, stories and quotations filed A to Z, so the terrified speaker can find one fast.

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Home is a place where you can take off your new shoes and put on your old manners.

Who hath not met with home-made bread, A heavy compound of putty and lead- And home-made wines that rack the head, And home-made liquors and waters?

Home-made pop that will not foam, And home-made dishes that drive one from home- * * * ** * Home-made by the homely daughters.

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