Toaster's Handbook: Jokes, Stories and Quotations

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Steamships and Steamboats

"That new steamer they're building is a whopper," says the man with the shoe-button nose. "Yes," agrees the man with the recalcitrant hair, "but my uncle is going to build one so long that when a passenger gets seasick in one end of it he can go to the other end and be clear away from the storm."

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