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"Can you tell what steam is?"" asked the examiner. "Why, sure, sir," replied Patrick confidently. "Steam is- Why-er-it's wather thot's gone crazy wid the heat."
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"Can you tell what steam is?"" asked the examiner. "Why, sure, sir," replied Patrick confidently. "Steam is- Why-er-it's wather thot's gone crazy wid the heat."