Toaster's Handbook: Jokes, Stories and Quotations

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Society

Smart Society is made up of the worldly, the fleshy, and the devilish.-Harold Melbourne. "What are her days at home?" "Oh, a society leader has no days at home any more. adays she has her telephone hours."

Now- Society consists of two classes, the upper and the lower. The latter cultivates the dignity of labor, the former the labor of dignity.-Punch.

There was a young person called Smarty, Who sent out his cards for a party; So exclusive and few Were the friends that he knew That no one was present but Smarty.

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