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Justice

There are two sides to every question-the wrong side and our side. "What, Tommy, in the jam again, and you whipped for it only an hour ago!" "Yes'm, but I heard you tell Auntie that you thought you whipped me too hard, so I thought I'd just even up." One man's word is no man's word, Justice is that both be heard.

He who decides a case without hearing the other side, though he decide justly cannot be considered just. Seneca.

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