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A Senator is very often a man who has risen from obscurity to something worse. "You have been conspicuous in the halls of legislation, have you not?" said the young woman who asks all sorts of questions. "Yes, miss," answered Senator Sorghum, blandly; "I think I have participated in some of the richest hauls that legislation ever made." An aviator alighted on a field and said to a rather welldressed individual: "Here, mind my machine a minute, will you?" "What?" the well-dressed individual snarled. "Me mind your machine? Why, I'm a United States Senator!" "Well, what of it?" said the aviator. "I'll trust you."