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Little Nelly told little Anita what she termed a "little ANITA-"A fib is the same as a story, and a story is the same as a lie."

NELLY-"No, it is not."

ANITA-"Yes, it is, because my father said so, and my father is a professor at the university."

NELLY-"I don't care if he is. My father is a real estate man, and he knows more about lying than your father does."

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