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Race Prejudices

A negro preacher in a southern town was edified on one occasion by the recital of a dream had by a member of the church. "I was a-dreamin' all dis time," said the narrator, "dat I was in ole Satan's dominions. I tell you, pahson, dat was shore a bad dream!" "Was dere any white men dere?" asked the dusky divine. "Shore dere was plenty of 'em," the other hastened to assure his minister. "What was dey a-doin'?" "Ebery one of 'em," was the answer, "was a-holdin' a cullud pusson between him an' de fire!"

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