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Quotations (Stanley Jordan the well-known)

Stanley Jordan, the well-known Episcopal minister, having cause to be anxious about his son's college examinations, told him to telegraph the result. The boy sent the following message to his parent: "Hymn 342, fifth verse, last two lines." Looking it up the father found the words: "Sorrow vanquished, labor ended, Jordan passed."

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