Toaster's Handbook: Jokes, Stories and Quotations

“Nothing so frightens a man as the announcement that he is expected to respond to a toast.” Five hundred pages of jokes, stories and quotations filed A to Z, so the terrified speaker can find one fast.

HomeToasters And Toasts › Printers

Printers

The master of all trades: He beats the farmer with his fast "hoe," the carpenter with his "rule," and the mason in "setting up tall columns"; he surpasses the lawyer and the doctor in attending to the "cases," and beats the parson in the management of the devil.

← Presence of MindPrisons →