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GUEST "That's a beautiful rug. May I ask how much it cost you?"
Host-"Five hundred dollars. A hundred and fifty for it and the rest for furniture to match."
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GUEST "That's a beautiful rug. May I ask how much it cost you?"
Host-"Five hundred dollars. A hundred and fifty for it and the rest for furniture to match."