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THE MAN AT THE DOOR "Madame, I'm the piano-tuner."
THE WOMAN-"I didn't send for a piano-tuner."
THE MAN-"I know it, lady; the neighbors did."
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THE MAN AT THE DOOR "Madame, I'm the piano-tuner."
THE WOMAN-"I didn't send for a piano-tuner."
THE MAN-"I know it, lady; the neighbors did."