Toaster's Handbook: Jokes, Stories and Quotations

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Fashion

There are two kinds of women: The fashionable ones and those who are comfortable. - Tom P. Morgan.

There had been a dressmaker in the house and Minnie had listened to long discussions about the very latest fashions. That night when she said her prayers, she added a new petition, uttered with unwonted fervency: "And, dear Lord, please make us all very stylish."

Nothing is thought rare Which is not new, and follow'd; yet we know That what was worn some twenty years ago Comes into grace again. -Beaumont and Fletcher.

As good be out of the World as out of the Fashion. Colley Cibber.

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