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FRIEND (admiring the prodigy) - "Seventh standard, is she? Plays the pianner an' talks French like a native, I'll bet." FOND BUT "TOUCHY" PARENT "I've no doubt that's meant to be very funny, Bill Smith; but as it 'appens you're only exposin' your ignorance; they ain't natives in France-they're as white as wot we are." Sketch.