Toaster's Handbook: Jokes, Stories and Quotations

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A western bookseller wrote to a house in Chicago asking that a dozen copies of Canon Farrar's "Seekers after God" be shipped to him at once.

Within two days he received this reply by telegraph: "No seekers after God in Chicago or New York. Try Philadelphia."

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