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The physician had taken his patient's pulse and temperature, and proceeded to ask the usual questions. "It-er-seems," said he, regarding the unfortunate with scientific interest, "that the attacks of fever and the chills appear on alternate days. Do you think is it your opinion-that they have, so to speak, decreased in violence, if I may use that word?"

The patient smiled feebly. "Doc," said he, "on fever days my head's so hot I can't think, and on ague days I shake so I can't hold an opinion."

MARKS (WO) MANSHIP An Irishman who, with his wife, is employed on a truckfarm in New Jersey, recently found himself in a bad predicament, when, in attempting to evade the onslaughts of a savage dog, assistance came in the shape of his wife.

When the woman came up, the dog had fastened his teeth in the calf of her husband's leg and was holding on for dear life. Seizing a stone in the road, the Irishman's wife was about to hurl it, when the husband, with wonderful presence of mind, shouted: "Mary! Mary! Don't throw the stone at the dog! throw it at me!"

Mary had a little lamb, It's fleece was gone in spots, For Mary fired her father's gun, And lamby caught the shots! -Columbia Jester. .