Toaster's Handbook: Jokes, Stories and Quotations

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Thomas B. Reed was one to inspect an insane asylum. the committee spent in the investigation, and Mr. Reed took for a partner one of the fair unfortunates to whom he was introduced. "I don't remember having seen you here before," said she; "how long have you been in the asylum?" "Oh, I only came down yesterday," said the gentleman, "as one of the Legislative Committee." "Of course," returned the lady; of the Legislative Committee sent There was a dance on the night "how stupid I am! However, I knew you were an inmate or a member of the Legislature the moment I looked at you. But how was I to know? It is so difficult to know which."

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