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Leap Year

A girl looked calmly at a caller one evening and remarked: "George, as it is leap year" The caller turned pale. "As it is leap year," she continued, "and you've been calling regularly now four nights a week for a long, long time, George, I propose” "I'm not in a position to marry on my salary, Grace," George interrupted hurriedly. "I know that, George," the girl pursued, "and so, as it is leap year, I thought I'd propose that you lay off and give some of the more eligible fellows a chance."-L. F. Clarke.

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