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Cruelty
"Why do you beat your little son? It was the cat that upset the vase of flowers." "I can't beat the cat. I belong to the S. P. C. A."
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"Why do you beat your little son? It was the cat that upset the vase of flowers." "I can't beat the cat. I belong to the S. P. C. A."