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Criticism

FIRST MUSIC CRITIC "I wasted a whole evening by going to that new pianist's concert last night!"

SECOND MUSIC CRITIC-"Why?"

FIRST MUSIC CRITIC- "His playing was above criticism!" As soon Seek roses in December-ice in June, Hope, constancy in wind, or corn in chaff; Believe a woman or an epitaph, Or any other thing that's false, before You trust in critics. -Byron.

Reviewers are usually people who would have been poets, historians, biographers, etc., if they could: they have tried their talents at one or the other, and have failed; therefore they turn critics.-Coleridge.

It is much easier to be critical than to be correct. - Disraeli. See also Dramatic criticism.

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