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The college is a coy maid- She has a habit quaint Of making eyes at millionaires And winking at the taint.-Judge. "What is a 'faculty'?" "A 'faculty' is a body of men surrounded by red tape." -Cornell Widow.

Yale University is to have a ton of fossils. Whether for the faculty or for the museums is not announced. -The Atlanta Journal.

FIRST TRUSTEE "But this ancient institution of learning will fail unless something is done."

SECOND TRUSTEE-"True; but what can we do? We have already raised the tuition until it is almost 1 per cent. of the fraternity fees." -Puck. The president of the university had dark circles under his eyes. His cheek was pallid; his lips were trembling; he wore a hunted expression. "You look ill," said his wife. "What is wrong, dear?" a "Nothing much," he replied. "But-I-I had a fearful dream last night, and I feel this morning as if I as if I" It was evident that his nervous system was shattered. "What was the dream?" asked his wife. "I-I-dreamed the trustees required that-that I shouldthat I should pass the freshman examination for-admission!" sighed the president.