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To Our National Birds-the Eagle and the Turkey-(while the host is carving):
May one give us peace in all our States, And the other a piece for all our plates.
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To Our National Birds-the Eagle and the Turkey-(while the host is carving):
May one give us peace in all our States, And the other a piece for all our plates.