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A Boston lawyer, who brought his wit from his native Dublin, while cross-examining the plaintiff in a divorce trial, brought forth the following: "You wish to divorce this woman because she drinks?" "Yes, sir." "Do you drink yourself?" "That's my business!" angrily.

Whereupon the unmoved lawyer asked: "Have you any other business?" At the Boston Immigration Station one blank was recently filled out as follows:

Name-Abraham Cherkowsky.

Born-Yes.

Business-Rotten.