Toaster's Handbook: Jokes, Stories and Quotations

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Worms

A country girl was home from college for the Christmas holidays and the old folks were having a reception in her brought out some of her new honor. During the event she gowns to show to the guests. Picking up a beautiful silk creation she held it up before the admiring crowd. "Isn't this perfectly gorgeous!" she exclaimed. "Just think, it came from a poor little insignificant worm!"

Her hard-working father looked a moment, then he turned and said: "Yes, darn it, an' I'm that worm!"

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