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West, The

EASTERN LADY (traveling in Montana) - "The idea of calling this the 'Wild-West'! Why, I never saw such politeness anywhere." COWBOY-"We're allers perlite to ladies, ma'am."

EASTERN LADY-"Oh, as for that, there is plenty of politeness everywhere. But I refer to the men. Why, in New York the men behave horribly towards one another; but here they treat one another as delicately as gentlemen in a drawingroom." COWBOY-"Yes, ma'am; it's safer."-Abbie C. Dixon.