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Wedding Anniversaries

Uncle Ephraim had put on a clean collar and his best coat, and was walking majestically up and down the street. "Aren't you working to-day, Uncle?" asked somebody. "No, suh. I'se celebrating' mah golden weddin' suh." "You were married fifty years ago today, then!" "Yes, suh." "Well, why isn't your wife helping you to celebrate?" "Mah present wife, suh," replied Uncle Ephraim with dignity, "ain't got nothin' to do with it."