Toaster's Handbook: Jokes, Stories and Quotations

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Value

"The trouble with father," said the gilded youth, "is that he has no idea of the value of money." "You don't mean to imply that he is a spendthrift?" "Not at all. But he puts his money away and doesn't appear to have any appreciation of all the things he might buy with it."

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