Toaster's Handbook: Jokes, Stories and Quotations

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Tact

It was at the private theatricals, and the young man wished to compliment his hostess, saying: "Madam, you played your part splendidly. It fits you to perfection." "I'm afraid not. A young and pretty woman is needed for that part," said the smiling hostess. "But, madam, you have positively proved the contrary."

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