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Surprise

"Where are you goin' ma?" asked the youngest of five children. "I'm going to a surprise party, my dear," answered the mother. "Are we all goin', too?" "No, dear. You weren't invited."

After a few moments' deep thought: "Say, ma, then don't you think they'd be lots more surprised if you did take us all?"