Toaster's Handbook: Jokes, Stories and Quotations

“Nothing so frightens a man as the announcement that he is expected to respond to a toast.” Five hundred pages of jokes, stories and quotations filed A to Z, so the terrified speaker can find one fast.

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CLERK "Can you let me off to-morrow afternoon? My wife wants me to go shopping with her."

EMPLOYER "Certainly not. We are much too busy."

CLERK "Thank you very much, sir. You are very kind!"

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