Toaster's Handbook: Jokes, Stories and Quotations

“Nothing so frightens a man as the announcement that he is expected to respond to a toast.” Five hundred pages of jokes, stories and quotations filed A to Z, so the terrified speaker can find one fast.

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Rewards

Said a great Congregational preacher To a hen, "You're a beautiful creature."

And the hen, just for that, Laid an egg in his hat, And thus did the Hen reward Beecher.

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