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MISTRESS "Did the mustard plaster do you any good, Bridget?"

MAID-"Yes; but, begorry, mum, it do bite the tongue!" SUFFERER "I have a terrible toothache and want something to cure it."

FRIEND "Now, you don't need any medicine. I had a toothache yesterday and I went home and my loving wife kissed me and so consoled me that the pain soon passed away. Why don't you try the same?"

SUFFERER "I think I will. Is your wife at home now?" For every ill beneath the sun There is some remedy or none; If there be one, resolve to find it; If not, submit, and never mind it.