Toaster's Handbook: Jokes, Stories and Quotations

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Rehearsals

The funeral procession was moving along the village street when Uncle Abe stepped out of a store. He hadn't heard the news. "Sho," said Uncle Abe, "who they buryin' today?" "Pore old Tite Harrison," said the storekeeper. "Sho," said Uncle Abe. "Tite Harrison, hey? Is Tite dead?" "You don't think we're rehearsin' with him, do you?" snapped the storekeeper.

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