Toaster's Handbook: Jokes, Stories and Quotations

“Nothing so frightens a man as the announcement that he is expected to respond to a toast.” Five hundred pages of jokes, stories and quotations filed A to Z, so the terrified speaker can find one fast.

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ZOO SUPERINTENDENT- "What was all the rumpus out there this morning?"

ATTENDANT "The bull moose and the elephant were fighting over their feed." "What happened?" "The donkey ate it."-Life.

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