Toaster's Handbook: Jokes, Stories and Quotations

“Nothing so frightens a man as the announcement that he is expected to respond to a toast.” Five hundred pages of jokes, stories and quotations filed A to Z, so the terrified speaker can find one fast.

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Onions

Can the Burbanks of the glorious West Either make or buy or sell An onion with an onion's taste But with a violet's smell?

SHE "They say that an apple a day will keep the doctor away."

HE-"Why stop there? An onion a day will keep everybody away."

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