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Mothers-In-Law

-E. B. Browning.

Justice David J. Brewer was asked not long ago by a man: "Will you please tell me, sir, what is the extreme penalty for bigamy?"

Justice Brewer smiled and answered: "Two mothers-in-law."

SHE "And so you are going to be my son-in-law?"

HE-"By Jove! I hadn't thought of that."

WAITER "Have another glass, sir?"

HUSBAND (to his wife) - "Shall I have another glass, Henrietta?" WIFE (to her mother) - "Shall he have another, mother?" A blackmailer wrote the following to a wealthy business man: "Send me $5,000 or I will abduct your mother-in-law." To which the business man replied: "Sorry I am short of funds, but your proposition interests me."

An undertaker telegraphed to a man that his mother-in-law had died and asked whether he should bury, embalm or cremate her. The man replied, "All three, take no chances."