Toaster's Handbook: Jokes, Stories and Quotations

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Milliners

Recipe for a milliner:

To a presence that's much more than queenly, Add a manner that's quite Vere de Vere; You feel like a worm in her sight when she says, "Only $300, my dear!" -Life.

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