Toaster's Handbook: Jokes, Stories and Quotations

“Nothing so frightens a man as the announcement that he is expected to respond to a toast.” Five hundred pages of jokes, stories and quotations filed A to Z, so the terrified speaker can find one fast.

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"What's the matter with Briggs?" "He was getting shaved by a lady barber when a mouse ran across the floor."-Life.

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